But when I was a teenager we had a different blasphemous epithet: "Jesus Christ in a wheelchair!" We often added the H for emphasis. Or if the situation was really serious, it was "Jesus H. Fucking Christ in a wheelchair!" or even "Jesus H. Fucking Christ in a fucking wheelchair!"
As far as I can tell, this expression never spread from State College, PA. Google searches with these keywords turned up absolutely nothing. I would be interested to hear from anyone who used or heard this epithet before.
